FOXY005
04-09-2009, 08:38 PM
Finding Jesus
A man is stumbling through the woods, Totally Drunk, when he comes upon a Preacher baptizing people in the river.
The drunk proceeds to walk into the water and right up to the Preacher, the Preacher turns around and is overwhelmed by the smell of booze permeating from the drunk.
He asks the drunk “Are you ready to find Jesus”
With Gusto the drunk answers, “Yes I Am”
The Preacher grabs the drunk and dunks him in the water, he pulls him up and asks the drunk “Brother have you found Jesus”
The drunk replies “ No, I have not found Jesus”
The Preacher shocked at the answer, submerges him in the water once more. He pulls him up and asks the drunk again “Have you found Jesus, my brother?”
The drunk answers “ No, I have not found Jesus”
Frustrated the Preacher shoves the drunk under the water one last time, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins flailing his arms and legs, the Preacher pulls him up and asks, “For the love of God, Brother have you found Jesus.”
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath, and says to the Preacher
“Are you sure this is where he fell in?”
A man is stumbling through the woods, Totally Drunk, when he comes upon a Preacher baptizing people in the river.
The drunk proceeds to walk into the water and right up to the Preacher, the Preacher turns around and is overwhelmed by the smell of booze permeating from the drunk.
He asks the drunk “Are you ready to find Jesus”
With Gusto the drunk answers, “Yes I Am”
The Preacher grabs the drunk and dunks him in the water, he pulls him up and asks the drunk “Brother have you found Jesus”
The drunk replies “ No, I have not found Jesus”
The Preacher shocked at the answer, submerges him in the water once more. He pulls him up and asks the drunk again “Have you found Jesus, my brother?”
The drunk answers “ No, I have not found Jesus”
Frustrated the Preacher shoves the drunk under the water one last time, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins flailing his arms and legs, the Preacher pulls him up and asks, “For the love of God, Brother have you found Jesus.”
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath, and says to the Preacher
“Are you sure this is where he fell in?”