davemac
10-08-2009, 05:28 PM
HUMOR BUMPER STICKERS ON MILITARY BASES
" U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins
Dating Club"
"Water-boarding is out so kill them all!"
"Interrogators can't water-board dead guys"
" U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"
"Stop Global Whining"
"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"
"Naval Corollary; "Dead men don't testify."
"The Air Force-When it Absolutely, Positively
Has to be Destroyed Overnight"
"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"
"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist?.... A little Recoiling"
"Marines -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity
To Die For their Country Since 1775"
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job
To Arrange The Meeting"
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"
"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- USN Gun Fire Support"
"Do draft dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"
"My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"
"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"
"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be
The Peacemakers"
"If You Can Read, Thank a Teacher. If You Can Read
it in English, Thank a Veteran"
"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and
Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.*
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if
they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines
don't have that problem." - Ronald Reagan
" U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins
Dating Club"
"Water-boarding is out so kill them all!"
"Interrogators can't water-board dead guys"
" U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"
"Stop Global Whining"
"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"
"Naval Corollary; "Dead men don't testify."
"The Air Force-When it Absolutely, Positively
Has to be Destroyed Overnight"
"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"
"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist?.... A little Recoiling"
"Marines -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity
To Die For their Country Since 1775"
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job
To Arrange The Meeting"
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"
"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- USN Gun Fire Support"
"Do draft dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"
"My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"
"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"
"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be
The Peacemakers"
"If You Can Read, Thank a Teacher. If You Can Read
it in English, Thank a Veteran"
"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and
Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.*
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if
they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines
don't have that problem." - Ronald Reagan