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Funny political pics
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Hillary"s new slogan should be "I can crap bigger than you"
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On The Fridge.
Found on the Refrigerator One Morning :
My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight. When the man came homelate that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: My Dear Husband , I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach .. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow. |
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Now thats funny.. ^^^
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO- HOO what a ride!" Some people are like Slinkies -- not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. I'm old, I'm angry and I vote! |
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Current guns... Winchester- late '41 Mod 70 30-06 '52 30-30 mod 94 '48ish .32 spc mod 94 1915 mauser mod 96 6.5x55 Remington- 870 wingmaster 12ga mag, cant scope/rifledslug 870 wingmaster 12ga 2 3/4 chamber. Ithaca Field Grade double 12 '09 H&R single 20ga Sig P226 M-4 = Rock River lower, Double Star LPK, 14.7" CMMG upper half, permed A2 flash sup., Chrome lined 1/7. Ted Kennedy's car killed more people than my gun. |
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Very Funny Stuff
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Scott See our facebooks group at http://www.facebook.com/groups.php?r...d=111525180715 Cling to your Guns and Your religion. It may be all we have left in a few years. I support the right to keep and arm Bears! Former Infantryman USA , Ret MM1 USN |
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