Having a bad day

[davemac]

How you can tell when it's going to be a Bad Day

1) You wake up - face down on the pavement

2) You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold

3) You see a "60 minutes" news team waiting for you in your office

4)Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles

5) Your son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own
business

6) You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the
city

7) Your twin sister forgets your birthday

8) You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then you realize
you don't have a waterbed

9) Your carhorn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a
group of hells angels on the freeway

10) Your wife wakes up feeling amourous and YOU have a headache

11) Your boss tells you to not bother taking off you coat

12) The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard

13) You wake up and your braces are locked together

14) You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your
business

15) Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.

[Shovelhead]

The 20-something year old, tatooed, pierced punk 'thrasher' at the mall you gave a hard time to and told him to "Get a REAL job" in the past, now has a MBA is introduced as your new boss.

[Fronty Owner]

Originally Posted by Shovelhead

The 20-something year old, tatooed, pierced punk 'thrasher' at the mall you gave a hard time to and told him to "Get a REAL job" in the past, now has a MBA is introduced as your new boss.

that sounds familiar... except I dont have tattoos...