Heaven is full

[irocpractice]

Two guys die at the same time and go to Heaven. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and says "I'm sorry but we only have room for one of you. To be fair about who gets in, we'll have a contest. I'll send you both back to earth for one week and whoever can get the most people off drugs gets into Heaven".

So he sends them back and a week passes when they show up at the gates again. St. Peter asks the first guy how many people he got off drugs. The first guy proudly proclaims "I got 500 people off of drugs". St. Peter says "Thats, great!! How did you do it?" To which the guy replies "I drew a big circle and said - this is your brain. Then I drew a little circle and said - this is your brain on drugs".

St. Peter is duly impressed and turns to the second guy and asks "How did you do?" The second guy says "I got 10,000 people off drugs". St. Peter is completely shocked. "How in the world did you do that?" he asks. The guy says "Simple. I drew a little circle and said - this is your *******. Then I drew a big circle and said - this is your ******* in prison"