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*Columbo says it better and American Grand Jury agrees!*
We all love Columbo. This is going to make you smile:

Excuse me President Obama, Sir. Um . . I know you?re busy, and important and stuff. I mean, running the county is very important and ? ah ? I hate to bother you, Sir. I will only take a minute. Ok, Sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering, Sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.

So? well, listen, anyway, I can?t seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be ?Not released? or ?Not available.? I?m sure it?s just an oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are ? I ? I have them written down here somewhere ? oh wait.

Sorry, about the ink stains, it was raining out. Could you please help me find these things, Sir?

1. Occidental College records ? Not released
2. Columbia College records ? Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper ? ?Not available?
4.. Harvard College records ? Not released
5. Selective Service Registration ? Not released
6. Medical records ? Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule ? Not available
8. Your Illinois State Senate records ? Not available
9. Law practice client list ? Not released
10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate ? Not released
11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth ? Not released
12. Record of your baptism ? Not available

Oh and one more thing Mr. President, I can?t seem to find any articles you published as editor of the Harvard Law Review, or as a Professor at the University of Chicago. Can you explain that to me, Sir?

Oh, but hey ? listen! I know you?re busy! If this is too much for you right now ? I mean ? tell you what. I?ll come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you?re busy. I?ll just let myself out. I?ll be back tomorrow.

And the day after. . .
What?s that Mr. President? Who wants to know these things? People of the United States,

You know, the ones that vote !!

Source: I received this today by email from a friend (Steve) that posts quite often on our American Grand Jury website. I think people need a good laugh right now and Peter Falk?s charater Columbo makes the satire vividly come alive. Whoever produced this, thanks! We should also extend our best wishes to Peter Falk and his family. Peter has been seriously ill for a number of months now.
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From the folks at American Grand Jury AND better late than 4 years later!!

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