Military Bumper Stickers

[davemac]

HUMOR BUMPER STICKERS ON MILITARY BASES



" U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins

Dating Club"


"Water-boarding is out so kill them all!"


"Interrogators can't water-board dead guys"


" U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"


"Stop Global Whining"


"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"



"Naval Corollary; "Dead men don't testify."


"The Air Force-When it Absolutely, Positively

Has to be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"



"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"


"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist?.... A little Recoiling"


"Marines -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity

To Die For their Country Since 1775"


"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"



"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"


"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job

To Arrange The Meeting"


"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"


"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- USN Gun Fire Support"


"Do draft dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"


"My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"


"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"


"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be

The Peacemakers"


"If You Can Read, Thank a Teacher. If You Can Read

it in English, Thank a Veteran"


"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and

Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.*


"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if

they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines

don't have that problem." - Ronald Reagan