Things you can only say on Thanksgiving

[davemac]

I guess it`s time to drag this out again:


>>>>> Things you can only say at Thanksgiving...........
>>>>>
>>>>> 1. Talk about huge breasts!
>>>>>
>>>>> 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
>>>>>
>>>>> 3. It's Cool Whip time!
>>>>>
>>>>> 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
>>>>>
>>>>> 5. That's one terrific spread!
>>>>>
>>>>> 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
>>>>>
>>>>> 7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
>>>>>
>>>>> 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
>>>>>
>>>>> 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
>>>>>
>>>>> 10. Don't play with your meat.
>>>>>
>>>>> 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
>>>>>
>>>>> 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all
>>>> these people at once?
>>>>>
>>>>> 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
>>>>>
>>>>> 14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
>>>>>
>>>>> 15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
>>>>>
>>>>> 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
>>>>>
>>>>> 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of
>>>> that!
>>>>>
>>>>> 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

[tightgroup]

Funny!