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Old 04-09-2009, 04:26 AM
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Talking Are you sick?
Have stomach problems and drugs don't help?

If you arebothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"

If that doesn't scare the poo out of you, then you are probably destined to be full of it for the rest of your life.
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LOL I laugh every time I see this.. But the Sad part is it is true.
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Thats funny! LOL!
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Old 05-06-2009, 04:01 AM
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it keeps getting truer!
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hahahaha, that's about the truth too. They really do scare me to death.
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